- What material is this "dunno" its boyfriend material.
- Is your dad a thief because he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes.
- Can i check your pockets because you might have stolen my heart.
- Do you like raisins or DATES.
- DID you just fart because you blew me away.
- Can I borrow your phone please "why" because I wanna phone god and tell him i have found his missing angel.
- I hope there is a fireman around because your smoking.
- I have lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me.
- Did you just come out of the oven because you looking hot.
- Are you the sun because you light up my life.
Thursday, 9 February 2012
Ten good chat up lines......
First of all with a girl, always check your breath..
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